“After a minute or two of staring through my scope, I dropped my rifle in the grass, fell to my knees and prayed for this blessed creature. I just couldn’t pull the trigger!”, the hunter told the local newspaper reporter. ![]() Hunter chokes up after spotting record buck A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway Canadian Food Chain Count The Eyes Excerpt from a Lion Cookbook Hunting Friends Hunting Partners Not Alone |
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