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All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. - Henry Kissinger

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock