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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. - Henry Kissinger

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. - Jose Maria de Eca de Queiroz

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi