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Stephen Colbert pitches the “Late Show” on CBS





Welcome to Stephen Colbert who steps in as host, executive producer and writer of CBS’ “The Late Show” on September 8, 2015

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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. - Soren Kierkegaard

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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21-Sep-2021