Beat By A Girl

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

As our President said in his renegurial address. - Archie Bunker

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby