![]() Donald Trump loses first televised 2016 U.S. Presidential Debate to Hillary Clinton Look at that face! - Donald Trump We need a great president. - Donald Trump Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov see also Government, Political & Redneck Sections America’s Moment of Truth Cheering Up Hillary Da Queen Deplorter Donald Trump Quotes Donald Trump White House Hillarius Trump Hillary’s First Night As President Moving On Obama Announcement Obama Gone Yet? President Moon Men Same People Sorry, Bill - I’d Rather Kiss The Boss Statue of Libertea Struggling Polls Vote For Me Your Choice |
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