![]() All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi see also Government & Political Sections America’s Moment of Truth Da Queen Donald Trump Quotes Donald Trump White House Hillary’s First Night As President Obama Announcement Obama Gone Yet? President Moon Men Statue of Libertea |
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