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A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. - Richard M Nixon

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham