![]() We need a great president. - Donald Trump Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman I would rather be right than be President. - Henry Clay Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony. But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy see also Government & Political Sections America’s Moment of Truth Da Queen Donald Trump Quotes Donald Trump White House Hillary’s First Night As President Obama Announcement Obama Gone Yet? ObamaCare President Moon Men Statue of Libertea |
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