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Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Flattery is alright, so long as you don't inhale. - Adlai Stevenson

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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