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New coffee inhaler contains 200 puffs



Nature's tootbrush for your colon

Inhaler: a medical device used for delivering medication into the body via the lungs

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I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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