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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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