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Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

There's nothing in this world more instinctively abhorrent to me than finding myself in agreement with my fellow humans. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy