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Some do the sowing, others the reaping.
Italian Proverb

Work: The thing that interferes with golf.
Frank Dane

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.

She who hesitates is extinct.
Gerald Barzan

She was torn between love and booty.
Faith Baldwin

The well of true wit is truth itself.
George Meredith

I hate a sore winner.
Oscar Levant

Foul whisperings are abroad.
William Shakespeare

Some people will believe anything, if you whisper it.

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon.
Frank Dane

To receive a benefit is to sell your liberty.

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion.

All our geese are swans.
Robert Burton

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job.
Joey Adams

Truth is always strange.
Lord Byron

Smart tyrants retire rich.

Truth is stranger than fiction.
International Proverb

Some men have been worthy of a better century.
Baltasar Gracian

Tomorrow do thy worst, I have lived today.
John Dryden

The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in.
Lord Chesterfield

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant.

A penny saved is a penny wasted.
Al Diamond

Take care of your pennies and your dollars will take care of your widow's next husband.
American Proverb

It is the duty of a good shepherd to shear his flock, not flay them.

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety.

Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everybody in good society holds exactly the same opinions.
Oscar Wilde

A statesman is one who lies in state.

Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are.
G K Chesterton

A whale stranded upon the coast of Europe.
Edmund Burke
(referring to Spain)

When I can't talk sense I talk metaphor.
J P Curran

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse.
Italian Proverb

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.
Benjamin Franklin

If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.
Oliver Herford

The Sabbath was made for man, and not man for the Sabbath.
The Bible

For a desperate disease, a desperate cure.
Latin Proverb

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met.
Oscar Wilde

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery.
Ambrose Bierce

Do not ask for what you will wish you had not got.

We have not fit men for the times.
John Adams

The man is either mad, or he is making verses.

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors.
Oscar Wilde

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
Ambrose Bierce

If I wished to punish a province, I would have it governed by philosophers.
Frederick The Great

Patience is the key to paradise.
Turkish Proverb

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love.
Rudyard Kipling

Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius.
Benjamin Disraeli

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude.
Ambrose Bierce

Seas but join the regions they divide.
Alexander Pope

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style.
Leo Tolstoy

When in doubt who will win, be neutral.
Swiss Proverb

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