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Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice.

Your face is a household word.

You're trying to give him goremets dinners.

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here.

You're talkin' like you swallowed an alnamac.

You're so nayve!

You're sicker than me? Edith, get me the other fomometer.

You're gonna be stuffed in one of them intestinary cases.

You're germinatin' all over me!

You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen.

You're a hairess (heiress)

You're a chimp off the old block.

You're a bartender, y'aint a mortrician.

You'll be turned into a pillow of salt.

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal.

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed.

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye?

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO.

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips?

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key.

You never believe nuttin', Edith. You're of them septics.

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles.

You made a certain referential remark there.

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons.

You have turned into a pyronymphiac.

You got a very warfed sense of humor.

You don't hear me gettin' historical.

You could be like Anita O'Brien, hustlin' fruits.

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip.

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

You are a weirdwolf (to Mike)

You ain't got no qualifidations.

You ain't exactly Jan Fierce.

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock.

Ye is the plurable of you.

Yankin' out the tonsils and the adenoods.

Ya wanna known the truth? I voted for Reegan.

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral.

Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness. It'll warf your personality.

Ya don't have to soft soap me.

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head.

Wouldn't let 'em get in a word wedgewise.

Wouldn't have to live in miscomfort.

Won by your distinguished incrumbent.

Women Liberteens

Wild hornets couldn't drag me there.

Why y'all duded up lookin' like Errol Slim?

Why don't you take a high dive into the clam drip?

Whoever sent 'em wants to remain unanimous.

Who do you think I bunk (bumped) into?

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