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I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go.

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air.

Gags die, humor doesn't.

It's not so much knowing when to speak... but when to pause.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

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