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He lied through his teeth and even his teeth were false.

Smoking won't send you to hell; it'll just make it like you've been there.

Live so that the pastor won't have to lie at your funeral.

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days.

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application.

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself.

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell.

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