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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.

I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic.

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive.

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything!

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

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