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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Garrison Keillor

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.
L.M. Boyd

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Ogden Nash

Nature provides exceptions to every rule.
Margaret Fuller

An army marches on its stomach.
Napoleon Bonaparte

People are difficult to govern because they have too much knowledge.

The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are solved.
Gary Talese

To think is to differ.
Clarence Darrow

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps.
Benjamin Disraeli

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs.
Isaiah Berlin

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Steven Wright

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians.
Warren Buffett

Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it.
Max Frisch

Gain a modest reputation for being unreliable and you will never be asked to do a thing.
Paul Theroux

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
B.F. Skinner

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.
Sally Kempton

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.
Scott Adams

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
Josh Billings

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.
Yogi Berra

It's deja vu all over again.
Yogi Berra

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra

Never answer an anonymous letter.
Yogi Berra

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart.
Pablo Casals

I am not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself.
Ronald Reagan

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death.
Patrick Henry

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?
Steven Spielberg

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Sam Brown

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess.
Edna Woolman Chase

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news.
Gloria Borger

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.
Joyce Kilmer

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus.
E.B. White

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray.
Irv Kupcinet

We will not have peace by afterthought.
Norman Cousins

If you want peace, you must work for justice.
Pope Paul VI

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.
Jeanette Rankin

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose.
James Baldwin

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Steven Wright

In war, truth is the first casualty.

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die.
Bob Dylan

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it.
John F Kennedy

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The trouble with law is lawyers.
Clarence Darrow

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.
Victor Hugo

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
Buck Henry

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.
John Kenneth Galbraith

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Simon Cameron

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
Dorothy Parker

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