It's deja vu all over again.
Yogi Berra |
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra |
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra |
Never answer an anonymous letter.
Yogi Berra |
Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart.
Pablo Casals |
I am not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself.
Ronald Reagan |
I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death.
Patrick Henry |
Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?
Steven Spielberg |
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Sam Brown |
Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war.
Martin Luther King, Jr. |
Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess.
Edna Woolman Chase |
For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news.
Gloria Borger |
I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.
Joyce Kilmer |
A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus.
E.B. White |
Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray.
Irv Kupcinet |
We will not have peace by afterthought.
Norman Cousins |
If you want peace, you must work for justice.
Pope Paul VI |
You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.
Jeanette Rankin |
The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose.
James Baldwin |
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Steven Wright |
In war, truth is the first casualty.
Aeschylus |
All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die.
Bob Dylan |
We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it.
John F Kennedy |
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. |
The trouble with law is lawyers.
Clarence Darrow |
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.
Victor Hugo |
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
Buck Henry |
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.
John Kenneth Galbraith |
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Simon Cameron |
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
Dorothy Parker |
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
Ronald Reagan |
Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
Margaret Thatcher |
The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin.
Heinrich Heine |
Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.
Robert A. Heinlein |
A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
Marty Allen |
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
Alfred A. Knopf |
Every crowd has a silver lining.
P.T. Barnum |
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Tammy Faye Bakker |
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
Bob Newhart |
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams |
If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
Robert Redford |
You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty.
Cecil Baxter |
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Laurence J. Peter |
The days of the digital watch are numbered.
Tom Stoppard |
All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
Aristotle |
I do not fear computers, I fear lack of them.
Isaac Asimov |
I want to put a ding in the universe.
Steve Jobs |
I'm Chevy Chase and you're not.
Chevy Chase |
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate.
Emily Dickinson |
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.
Steve Martin |
