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It's deja vu all over again.
Yogi Berra

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra

Never answer an anonymous letter.
Yogi Berra

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart.
Pablo Casals

I am not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself.
Ronald Reagan

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death.
Patrick Henry

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?
Steven Spielberg

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Sam Brown

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess.
Edna Woolman Chase

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news.
Gloria Borger

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.
Joyce Kilmer

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus.
E.B. White

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray.
Irv Kupcinet

We will not have peace by afterthought.
Norman Cousins

If you want peace, you must work for justice.
Pope Paul VI

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.
Jeanette Rankin

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose.
James Baldwin

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Steven Wright

In war, truth is the first casualty.
Aeschylus

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die.
Bob Dylan

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it.
John F Kennedy

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The trouble with law is lawyers.
Clarence Darrow

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.
Victor Hugo

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
Buck Henry

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.
John Kenneth Galbraith

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Simon Cameron

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
Dorothy Parker

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
Ronald Reagan

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
Margaret Thatcher

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin.
Heinrich Heine

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.
Robert A. Heinlein

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
Marty Allen

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
Alfred A. Knopf

Every crowd has a silver lining.
P.T. Barnum

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Tammy Faye Bakker

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
Bob Newhart

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams

If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
Robert Redford

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty.
Cecil Baxter

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Laurence J. Peter

The days of the digital watch are numbered.
Tom Stoppard

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
Aristotle

I do not fear computers, I fear lack of them.
Isaac Asimov

I want to put a ding in the universe.
Steve Jobs

I'm Chevy Chase and you're not.
Chevy Chase

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate.
Emily Dickinson

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.
Steve Martin

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