301.
“Skeleton Opera”
A. Irvin Kauffman: “Opera “Win Free” (Act IV, Totentanz!)”
B. Grace Blaylock: “Free swimsuits to first 100 patrons at high tide performances!”
302.
“Chin Up Exercise For The Whole Family”
A. Jim Munn: “Daddy! Daddy! Stop hangin’ around that bar!”
B. Girish Gangadharan: “The moment I blow the whistle, both of you pull this guy down”
303.
“Fish Bowl Costume”
A. Guent Driedeger: “Alex In Wonderland - Through The Looking Flask”
B. Gina Nigro: “How to drink beer... with a slight design flaw”
C. Girish Gangadharan: “Landed from space, straight into the overhead fish tank”
D. JL Frusha: “Fishing for attention”
E. Fred Piceno: “So much for the old “Fish is brain food” theory!”
F. Chris Toews: “Cheapest trip to Finland ever!”
304.
“Human Adaption”
A. Lorraine Helmsley: “Latest Marcus Neiman fashion footwear copies Chinese Shoelusion brands.”
B. Girish Gangadharan: “Permanent heal to change of heel”
C.
Sally Phillips:
“The doc says my bone spurs have to go. Heck, I don’t even notice them in bare feet!”
305.
“Redneck Ceiling Tiles”
Send us YOUR Caption, eh!
A. Wes Walters: “Bubba heard that Pepsi had a better idea.”
B. Darren Nichols: “Bubba’s gone to town for more Duct Tape...”
C. Sharon Nash: “Pepsi “Next” Job.”
D. Fred Piceno: “And, if there is a fire, it doubles as a sprinkler system!”