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How did the tree feel after the beaver left?
Why couldn't the chair be fixed?
What do you call a worried turnip?
What do you get from nervous cows?
What do you call someone who fixes pipes and plays in a band?
What do you call a bird that lives underground?
What animal likes to play golf?
Where do snowmen put their web pages?
Why don't mummies take vacations?
What would you get if you crossed a witch with a gourmet chef?
Where do vampires keep their savings?
What happens when you sit on a grape?
How does a trombone score a home run?
Why don't geology teachers like modern music?
Why are violins the happiest instruments?
What do you get when you put a facelift on a fish?
What do bears wear in their hair?
Why did the polygamist cross the aisle?
Why did the playground cross the road?
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Who did the science teacher give his Bunsen burner to?
Why is the school auditorium like a children's toy?
Why was the jump rope thrown out of school?
Why couldn't the flower go to school on its bike?
What do lazy students do for the school play?
How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?
How did the student do in fractions?
Where is the best place to find books about trees?
Where do cats like to go on vacation?
Where is the ocean the deepest?
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?
Why did the fish miss the English class?
Why did the shy rock go to the Doctor?
What kind of candy do kids eat at the school playground?
In what subject do insects get their best grades?
What letter comes after "A"?
What sickness do you get when you're tired of school?
Why did the fireplace call the Doctor?
What happens when frogs park illegally?
What did the riverbed say to the ocean?
How can you tell when a cat has been using your computer?
What do you call a ladder's kid?
What is the coldest colour of all?
What do you call a school where all the students are over six feet tall?
Why was the math book sad?
Is there a silent C in Connecticut?
What do you call a baby turkey?
What kind of joe-ks did Einstein like?
What did the tennis team write for the school paper?
Where do math teachers go to eat?
What does a ghost wear in the rain?
Where can you find a haunted beach?
What do vampires eat at parties?
What did the ghoul eat with his soup?
Who was James Bond's spookiest enemy?
Where did the goblin throw the football?
What colour is Dracula's door?
When does a graveyard romance start?
Where do monsters study?
Did you hear about the pig who started hiding garbage on Halloween?
What do Italian's eat on Halloween?
What do canaries do on Halloween night?
What would happen if you moved Halloween from the fall to the spring?
Who did the gravediggers invite to their Halloween party?
What do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
What did the teenage witch ask her mother on Halloween?
What do fashionable biology students wear?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the witch go to the Doctor?
Why did the roofer go to the Doctor?
Why did the string go to the Doctor?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the optometrist go to school?
What did mama tomato say to baby tomato when they were crossing the street?
Why did the baker go to math class?
What letter, when added to a Royal male, turns him into a Royal female?
What vegetable was not welcome on Noah's Ark?
Why do vampires have a high divorce rate?
What would you get if you crossed oxen with zebras?
In France, if someone pretends to be your father, what is he called?
What do beavers eat for breakfast?
Why did the nail cross the road?
How are a bad boy and a canoe alike?
What do you call a soup made of vegetables and chewing tobacco?
What never shows off about making honey?
What is as annoying as a roaring river?
How does a broom act?
What do you do when the Doctor tells you you're iron-deficient?
How do sailors get their clothes clean?
How did the Norse god take his temperature?
What do you call someone who always tells you about his future problems?
How can you tell if your Doctor's a quack?
What flower grows on your face?
What do you call a guy who smells like fish?
How is a burning candle like thirst?
What do you call a werewolf professor?
What fish is a bargain?
What do people do in a clock factory?
What's the difference between an umbrella and a person who never stops talking?
How did knights make chain mail?
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