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Why can't you get a straight answer from wrestlers?
 
What can speak every language but never went to school?
 
Why are horses always poorly dressed?
 
What's the difference between an orphan, a man with no hair, a baby gorilla's mother, and a king's son?
 
Why are bad friends like the pages of an old book?
 
Why are the letters 'O' and 'N' important?
 
What is a bowler's favourite dog?
 
What is Hamlet's favourite dog?
 
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle and _____?
 
What socks do pirates wear?
 
How do you open the Great Lakes?
 
What do liars do when they die?
 
Did you hear about the butcher's boy who sat on a bacon slicer?
 
What did the dog get when it swallowed a watch?
 
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
 
Why did the stale girl loaf of bread slap the stale boy loaf of bread?
 
What do mummies put on their fingernails?
 
What do clouds wear under their clothes?
 
Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
 
What do you call a well-dressed ant?
 
What is the biggest moth of all?
 
Who was the biggest thief in history?
 
What do oranges and electrical outlets have in common?
 
What do you call a horse behind bars?
 
What is a tailor's favourite subject?
 
What do you get when you cross a window with a hamburger?
 
What happens to a fish when it gets dizzy?
 
If Rumpelstiltskin likes to sit on gold, who sits on silver?
 
How can you eat and study at the same time?
 
What wears shoes but has no feet?
 
What illness did the crew of the Enterprise catch?
 
What do you call an ant who hates school?
 
How do chickens encourage their young?
 
What should you do if it rains cats and dogs?
 
What's the difference between electricity and lightning?
 
What athlete is never promoted?
 
What evergreen tree shoots its needles?
 
Who are the cleanest singers in the choir?
 
Which letters of the alphabet have wings?
 
What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
 
How did the book author make a fortune?
 
How does the Joe-kster file an axe?
 
What did the chicks say to the miser?
 
Why did the musician strike the phonograph record with a hammer?
 
When is an elevator not an elevator?
 
What kind of ring makes the maker cry?
 
What's long and thin, covered in skin; red in parts, and put in tarts?
 
What is the most valuable fish?
 
Why did Little Johnny put his head on the piano?
 
What makes a pair of shoes?
 
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
 
What did the man who swallowed a dime say to his Doctor?
 
Who mows the grass at a baseball ballpark?
 
How can you double your money?
 
What happens when you play a country song backwards?
 
What escaped when the house burned down?
 
What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?
 
Why did Mickey Mouse go into space?
 
What do you call a tailor if you forgot his name?
 
Why is May 4th known as 'Star Wars Day'?
corresponding 'Star Wars Day' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What's the difference between a gardener and a billiard player?
 
What fruit is sad?
corresponding 'Sad Fruit' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
When is a girl like a mirror?
 
How does a quiet Hawaiian laugh?
 
Why are you like a shrub after a long hike?
 
What do you call a guy who has printer ink on his face instead of egg?
also see 'What Do You Call A Guy Who Has . . .' @ joe-ks.com
or this printer ink guy
 
What letter should men avoid?
 
Why is a hot dog the best dog?
 
Why did the workers at the government mint go on strike?
 
Why did the farmer feed his sheep chunks of steel?
 
What kind of Doctor is a pediatrician?
 
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in second place, what place would you be in now?
 
Why was the weather forecaster arrested?
 
Why are pants always too short?
 
When can you spell crazy using just one letter?
 
What insect likes to bowl?
 
What money was on Noah's ark?
 
What's the difference between a rug and a bottle of medicine?
 
How do you make the word 'one' disappear?
 
What's the difference between a sick sailor and a blind man?
 
How do you take down a monkey's voice?
 
When do you have four hands?
 
If Craig Ferguson invented a new element in the Periodic Table, what would he call it?
also see corresponding 'New Periodic Table Element' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What's the best way to see flying saucers?
 
How does a Native American cover the hole in his pants?
 
What is the best way to clean up a dirty mind?
 
Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?
 
What did one pile of sand say to the other?
corresponding 'Sand Talk' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What animal eats and drinks with its tail?
 
How do robins stay in shape?
corresponding 'Robin Exercise' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What happens to dogs who chase cars?
 
What dance do you do when summer is over?
 
What vegetable can you blow up?
 
Why did the codebreaker spend so long in the percussion section?
 
Why did Little Johnny wear loud socks?
 
What's more invisible than an invisible man?
 
What do you get when you cross a dog and a hen?
 
Where do tadpoles go to change into frogs?
 
What do you call a baby rifle?
 
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09-Dec-2019

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