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Where do pianists go on holiday?
What do you call a guy who puts his right hand into the mouth of a shark?
What do you call a kitten that eats too much?
What's the difference between a football player and a duck?
What did the Princess say when her photos didn't arrive?
What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?
It takes 12 one-cent stamps to make a dozen. How many six-cent stamps does it take to make a dozen?
What did the Priest say to the door salesman?
Where did Albert Einstein keep his fish?
The more you take, the more you leave behind - what is it?
How many Rednecks does it take to eat a possum?
Golf pros agree it's the best way to get extra distance on your drives every time.
How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
What do you call a necktie salesman who earns a million dollars?
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off a boat?
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
What operation does a Doctor perform on himself?
What's the hardest work some people do before breakfast?
What's the best way to avoid fallen arches?
What's the best way to carve wood?
When things seem to go wrong, what can you always count on?
Which clock works best - the one that loses a minute a day, or the one that doesn't work at all?
What coat is put on only when it is wet?
A man was found dead in a field of snow. The only tracks that were left were a set of footprints between two parallel lines. Who should the police be looking for?
Will Smith gives someone a dollar. Will is this person's brother, but the person is not Will's brother. How can that be?
What word contains all of the twenty six letters?
With the head of an elephant, and the tail of a monkey, my touch can be deadly if you're unlucky. I'm an excellent swimmer, but if you wet me I'll holler. And racing me would be pure folly. What am I?
The sun bakes them, the hand breaks them, the foot treads on them, and the mouth tastes them. What are they?
My second is performed by my first, and, it is thought, a thief by the marks of my whole might be caught. What am I?
Why are cowboys bad at math?
What do you call a man who does everything at top speed?
Why are people always tired on the first of April?
What do wicked chickens lay?
What happened to the Indian that had too much tea to drink one night?
What do you call a jail for smart people?
What do you call an empty skull?
Which drink is found in the alphabet?
How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
What is greater than God, more evil than Satan? The poor have it, the rich need it. And if you eat it, you'll die. What is it?
How did the puppy stop the DVD?
What's the North Wind's motto?
What's a 747's motto?
What's Pinocchio's motto?
How do you warm up a room after it's been painted?
Why are misers good math teachers?
How can you make varnish disappear?
What can go over the water and through the water without getting wet?
What do you call someone whose name was once Lee?
What kind of running means walking?
Where is the best place to see a man-eating fish?
Why was six unhappy?
What doesn't exist but has a name?
How do you sell calendars?
What kind of bulbs don't need water?
What can you drown in, but not get wet in?
What happens when a body is placed in water?
When is a coin toss not a game of luck?
How do amoebas talk to each other?
What's the hardest part of grammar for criminals?
Why did the dolphin try to beach itself?
What do high school graduates wipe their feet on?
What makes a goose different from other animals?
What cup can't you drink from?
What bird is useful in boxing matches?
What do you call a bee born in May?
How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
What does a jigsaw puzzle eat?
What happens if you kiss a canary?
What's the similarity between a tornado and an Alabama divorce?
What's bigger when it's upside down?
What do you call the thick border around a house?
Where do seahorses sleep at night?
What flowers do you send a Russian king?
What's the difference between the young and the old?
What does the sun do when it sets?
Which fish can slide across ice?
How did the escaped prisoner get rid of the bloodhounds that were trailing him?
Why is a wedding ring like a tourniquet for a bachelor?
What is the most dangerous candy in a candy shop?
What contains more feet in winter than in summer?
Why was the artist arrested for graffiti?
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
What goes through a door but never goes in or out?
When is a piece of wood like a queen?
If there are ten flies on a table and you kill one, how many are left?
When police arrived at the scene of the crime, how did they know that the letters, not the numbers, were innocent?
What does a burglar like in his soup?
What would you get if you crossed Bubba with the God of love?
What kind of fruit did Noah take on the Ark?
Why is duct tape like "The Force"?
Why did the long-winded speaker need no introduction?
What shouldn't you ever share with your friends?
Do they have a fourth of July in England?
Who was the best financier in the Bible?
When is a sailor not a sailor?
Why can you only have ten matzos on Passover?
What does a dead battery cost?
What is a crazy pickle in Spring?
What is an eavesdropper?
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